Bennies

I can brag from time to time, right? Damn right. I got 6 free tickets through work to the Phillies vs. Nationals game last night. They lost, duh, but our seats were right behind home plate and we had access to the Diamond Cluuub i.e. all you can eat and drink! We also had "service" at our seats - free beeeer . Fingers crossed for Caps playoff tickets...

Oh, and here is a joke from my Cracker Jack's box:

"What do planets read?"

"Comet books!"